Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday Morning Quarterback: My rebuttal

15 minutes for one TMQ on the crapper? Not possible, unless you have speed reading skills. That takes me forever to read. Granted, I'm retarded and read at about a 3 minutes per page clip. And also granted, shit flies out of my ass like there's a scary monster chasing it in my intestines. And once I'm done I don't like to sit there and wallow in my own stank. I have about a 4 page maximum for reading on the shitter.

OK, that's it. Good post, Steve.

- Steve

6 comments:

Ben said...

Steve has never heard of the comments section. Also, I like sitting in my own stank. 15 minute intervals is great. If I don't finish, guess what? I can finish TMQ with my 15 minute session tomorrow. Just sayin'...

Steve said...

These comments are kinda hidden though. I want the world (aka your 5 buddies who look at this) to know how exactly I shit.

Ben said...

You always loved attention when you shat.

Bung said...

in case the h-white community was wondering...

똥 (its pronounced DDong in the native tongue)

Ben said...

solid work bung.

jsmitty said...

"h-white" Love it.

Fuck HUGH for the "Curb..." fan.